Silly rabbit, elseifs are for kids. (Just fixed 5th remaining bug before my last tXt_blaster deployment)
Continue reading Tweet (#874285104).
"They started prequalifying people at 6:30 a.m. Within three minutes of arriving, I was given a serialized tag that is linked to an actual iPhone and I'm guaranteed to get one."
The world is still trying to make sense of Cuil, the new search engine started by former Google engineers, so I was interested to hear Seth's take:Once there's an icon in place, it's there because it's working. It serves a purpose, it carries useful information and performs a valuable function. There will never (or not for a generation, anyway) be the next Marilyn Monroe because this Marilyn Monroe isn't broken. Countless artists have seen themselves as the next Jackson Pollock, but as far as the lay public is concerned, we don't really need one, thanks very much.Much of what Seth writes I support. But wasn't Yahoo! the Marilyn Monroe of search before Google? I think Seth's analysis of Jackson Pollock and Marilyn Monroe makes sense, but his connection to tech fails. There isn't anything wrong with Jackson Pollock because he satisfies all the requirements for a role he himself defines. Seth is 110% correct that nobody can out-Pollock Pollock. But can anyone make a search engine to out-Google Google? Sure, I think that's possible.
Google, of course, is the Marilyn Monroe of search. I have no doubt that someone will develop a useful tool one day that takes time and attention away from Google, but it won't be a search engine. Google, after all, isn't broken, not in terms of solving the iconic "how do I find something online using my web browser" question.
One of the fun parts of rafting is the unpredictability of the river. Fluctuations in water flow can pacify or precipitate a rapid, which means the same arrangement of rocks can be a thriller or a yawner at different times. It's not uncommon to raft the same river in April and August and not recognize the same rapids. Most rivers rise and fall seasonally, although some damned rivers change more often. In the case of the Grand Canyon, the damn at Lake Powell fluctuates throughput at a period of 24 hours. This becomes immediately apparent when one wakes up in the morning to find their raft beached 5 feet from the water, a rookie mistake that often requires unloading the entire boat to rectify.Principle 1: Use the internet to form a queue. If you have a scarce product, you almost certainly know it's scarce in advance. Instead of taxing customers by wasting their time, reward the early shoppers by taking orders online. A month before sale date, for example, tell them it's coming. If you sell out before ship date, that's great, because next time people will be even quicker to order when they hear about what you've got. (And you can do this in the real world, too--postcards with numbers or even playing cards work just fine.)My roommate Mike had a similar idea, basically to enroll through iTunes and print an iPhone "boarding pass" at home. It would still solve the unlocker problem, plus you wouldn't have people who schlep themselves to the store only to find they can't buy the phone for whatever reason.
A hot band that regularly sells out on the road, for example, could put a VIP serial number inside every CD or t-shirt they sell. Use that to pre-order your tix.
A few hours after a message was posted on a community activism Web site, asking for a "ninja" to accept a "mission" to reinforce the dwindling tree-sitter population-someone accepted the challenge.
My favorite part of the article comes later:
Last week four of the seven remaining protesters descended from the grove, including the outspoken "Dumpster Muffin." Jeff brings the tree-sitter count back to four.
I thought I knew some crazy kids at Cal. Apparently I'm way out of my league.